I hate when I text someone saying “Can I call you?” They text me right back saying “Yeah.” then when I call, it goes to voicemail. I mean, what the actual fuck is that shit? Fuck everyone (except Jessica) Im going to dubstep world.

Today when I was with my father I saw an extremely old lesbian couple. Wrinkles and all. It really made me hopeful that one day our country will standup to its nickname “The Land Of The Free.”

REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET

Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - You’re pretty.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - FACEBOOK PLEASE. 

(via emmalouisemcallister)

Reblog if you’re willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.

untoldst0ries:

aviati0n:

that’s so cute lfknaklfsj.

(:

untoldst0ries:

aviati0n:

that’s so cute lfknaklfsj.

(:

(via fuck-you-or-me)